Bird Is The Word de Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.

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bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow

Well everybody's heard
About the bird
The bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
Bababa bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
Well is the bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
Bababa bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word

(in a nasal voice)
Well everybody's heard
About the bird
The bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
Bababa bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
Well is the bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
Bababa bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word

(in an even more nasal voice)

Well everybody's heard
About the bird
The bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word

Bababababababababa
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow

(starts whispering and breathing like a crazy man)

ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
Well everybody's about the bird
Everybody's heard about the bird
Baba bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
(gets too quiet to tell what he's saying here)

(starts going insane in a loud extremely nasal voice)

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Well everybody's heard about the bird!
Said the bird bird bird!
Said the bird is the word!
Baba bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word!

(pause)

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Everybody's heard
About the bird
The bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
Bababa bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
bababa bird bird bird
Said the bird is the word
bababa o bird is the word
baba ooo mow mow mow mow

(takes a deep breath as if he was in shock)

Babababababababababababababababababababababababa
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
bababa ooo mow mow mow
baba ooo mow mow mow
MOW! MOW! MOWWWWWUH!
mow.