He's Funny That Way de Delicatessen

Never had nothing
No one to care
That's why i seem to have
More than my share
I've got a man crazy for me
He's funny that way

When i hurt his feelings
Once in a while
His only answer is one little smile
I've got that man crazy for me
He's funny that way

I can see no other way
And no better plan
End it all and let him go
To some better gal
But i'm only human
A coward at best
I'm more than certain
He'd follow me west

Though he loves to work
And slave for me everyday
He'd be so much better off
If i went away
But why should i leave him
Why should i go
He'd be unhappy without me i know
I've got that man crazy for me
He's funny that way