Prank Call To The Cobalt Cafe de Hoobastank

"Cobalt."
Yeah, wassup, uh, nigga. I was uh plannin' on uh playin with my rap band uh somewhere and we heard about the Cobalt Cafe, thought it'd be a tit out place to play, and so, I was thinkin, what's up with that?
"Uh, hang on a second"
Alright.
"Yeah, won't you call back, uh, tomorrow at six?"
Yeah, well 'bout six o'clock, we be practicin' and shit, ya know, like, I was just wantin' to know, you know, if like, rap bands 'n stuff were allowed in that place 'n stuff, cause we really, like ya know, rap the house off 'n stuff, ya know, we call, ya know, we light fires 'n stuff, 'n stuff like that, ya know, and throw records at people's heads 'n shit, you know, we call, yeah, people like us, we got a catchy name, we call "Show Me Your Titz" 'n stuff like dat, you know like, they really into our music 'n stuff, people dance around the place naked with their (laughter) hello? I don't see what's so funny about our rap music, homeboy. Homeboy, whats you laughin