Oh, look at me, so ordinary
No mystery with no great capability, but
I could make out as if I had it but you know
God, I'm so obvious and I should let it go
Oh, I don't know
Oooh
I'm no teenage icon
I'm no Frankie Avalon
I'm nobody's hero
Oooh
Reserved and shy, your average guy
No piercing stare, just out of shape with messy hair, but
I always figured I was somebody in wait
And now I'm guessing that my moment must be late
'Cause I'm here
Oooh
I'm no teenage icon
I'm no Frankie Avalon
I'm nobody's hero
Oooh
I'm not magnetic or mythical
I'm suburban and typical
But I got it, I got it
I'm overun with it all
Seductive, charming way with words
So effortless, not leather clad or dangerous, but
I always did it like a real rebel would
I had a photo where John Lennon may have stood
Or so I'm told
Oooh
I'm no teenage icon
I'm no Frankie Avalon
I'm nobody's hero
Oooh