Big Wheels de Down With Webster

Tic, tac, toe, yup, let's go
You've got X's, I've got O's,
See my show? I'm so woah,
I'm not your everyday average joe.

Yo, all you need to stop it,
Let's get drunk now, that's the topic.
Vodka or vodka, that's your option.
Take those shots like you're pro at boxing.

You got me thinkin' it's on now,
Hold the choke of dat bong down,
Stumblin' onto your lawn, now,
People say that I'm wrong, now.

Calm down, it's only your grass,
So what I mooned you, It's only my ass.
Don't even ask, what I'm thinking
I've been drinking, pour me a glass.

You ride big wheels, and we got trucks
You see us rollin' up, yeah, we rollin' up.
We showed up, now, and we go nuts
You see us blow it up, yeah, we blow it up.

If you've got cups, and well you're old enough
Go ahead and hold 'em up, let's see you hold 'em up
If you don't like it, you shut up, 'cause you don't know what's up
Go ahead and phone the cops. We'll say it's soda pop.

Wheres all my grown up little kids
Start bouncin like your on Ritalin
I can serve you all im so wimbledon
No Malcolm cut out the middle man

Don't hang with it, spring break with it
Do some dumb shit and say they did it,
Do some drunk shit, show some skin,
Nice to meet you, can I meet the twins?

YUPP!

I like to win, I got more points than a box of pins,
Wanna take off now well lets begin, welcome abord I'll check you in
Cause this ain't nothin' new to us, we do this on the reg, man,
Girls headin' down, booty poppin' on the keg stand

You ride big wheels, and we got trucks
You see us rollin' up, yeah, we rollin' up.
We showed up, now, and we go nuts
You see us blow it up, yeah, we blow it up.

If you've got cups, well then you're old enough
Go ahead and hold 'em up, let's see you hold 'em up
If you don't like it, you shut up, 'cause you don't know what's up
Go ahead and phone the cops. We'll say it's soda pop.

Heres to the years where you don't thinks twice
(Cups up cups up everybody cups up)
When you drink all day and you smoke all night
(Cups up cups up everybody cups up)
It seems so wrong but it feels so right
(Cups up cups up everybody cups up)
We can go all night
(Cups up cups up everybody cups up)

You ride big wheels, and we got trucks
You see us rollin' up, yeah, we rollin' up.
We showed up, now, and we go nuts
You see us blow it up, yeah, we blow it up.

If you've got cups, well then you're old enough
Go ahead and hold 'em up, let's see you hold 'em up
If you don't like it, you shut up, 'cause you don't know what's up
Go ahead and phone the cops. We'll say it's soda pop.